12" Signs - Humorous Sayings (Multi) | The Rustic Country Barn

(401) If It wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever got done

(402) Never Trust a Skinny Cook

(403) I know I'm in my own little world, It's OK, they know me here

(404) Spare me with the Drama

(405) BE PATIENT - God isn't finished with me yet

(406) I love you more today than I did yesterday, because yesterday you really ticked me off

(409) I Understand I Just Don't Care

(410) Play Like a Champion Today

(414) Too many monkeys jumpin on the bed

(415) Build a bridge and get over it!

(416) Relax - Don't worry about it.

(417) Those of you who think you know it all, are annoying those of us who do

(418) I'm not sure if life's trying to pass me by or run me over

(419) Wine is the proof that God loves us and he wants us to be happy

(420) Beer is proof that God loves us and he wants us to be happy

(422) I love to cook with wine and sometimes I put in in the food

(423) Top 3 reasons to become a teacher - June - July - August

(424) Chocolate, Coffee & Men - Some things are just better rich

(425) Don't cry because it's over - Smile because it happened

(426) If no one sees you eat the cookie, Do the calories count?

(427) I will not let the scale steal my happiness

(428) Everyone brings joy to this house - Some when they arrive - Some when they leave

(433) If your not selling CHOCOLATE, GET THE HECK OFF MY PORCH

(434) CAUTION - Freindly Dog on the loose

(435) CAUTION - Dog can't hold its Licker

(436) What happens in the garage STAYS IN THE GARAGE

(437) Our family puts the fun in Disfunctional

(438) There would be a lot less spoiled kids in this world if we could spank Grandma and Grandpa

(439) Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids

(440) It ain't easy being QUEEN

(441) I have Flying Monkeys and I'm not afraid to use them

(442) Put on your big girl panties and deal with it!

(443) Don't make me send in the Flying Monkeys!

(444) Browsers welcome, Buyers adored

(445) I'm the Queen my panty hose say so!

(446) Dear GOD, It's me again

(447) The most successful people are those who are good at PLAN B

(449) Well behaved women rarely make history

(451) Forget the dog - BEWARE OF KIDS!

(452) I haven't been the same since the house fell on my sister

(453) Your Husband called and said Buy Anything you want

(455) LAUNDRY TODAY OR Naked Tomorrow

(456) A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "WOW, that was fun"

(457) I know God doesn't give us more than we can handle, I just wish He didn't trust me so much

(458) To the world you are only one person, but to one person you may be the world

(459) Time may be a great healers, but what a lousy BEAUTICIAN

(460) Time will change and we'll grow old - But the fire in my heart will never grow old

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12" Signs - Humorous Sayings (Multi)